Sounds have become visuals my waning youth is now wasted in front of a floor fan on Power Ranger Mode I am nothing but protein and enzymes on this mortal coil. Why everyone wants to eat dinner before 7:30 p.m. “I’m in my penthouse half naked / I cooked this meal for you naked” - Beyoncé on “Jealous.”Īnd I don’t have time to wash them both before going out. with a windbreaker wrapped around our waist for good measure. We can’t help but simultaneously stan and approve and nod in absolute agreement.Īccurate! The layers are coming off! We may or may not even entertain the idea of wearing a muscle tank or crop top out…. And while we’re all yanking ourselves up from prior descents into madness over the long weekend re: the heat, Karl The Fog, being the atmospheric zenith of personification he is, recently shared with his over 357,000 Twitter followers the six stages of an SF heat wave. Karla told KRON4 in 2020, Karl The Fog was around for a really long time. Tomorrow’s high in San Francisco will just barely crest over 80 degrees, though other parts of the Bay Area are expected to again see 90-plus degree highs. Scents of of the salty sea breeze mingled with ozone, green leaves, and lemon wafts through the. A female face of fog, Karla the Fog, rolled onto Twitter in October of 2020 as Karl’s unofficial replacement. (It’s also been good for SEO, so best believe at not even a week old, we’re taking full advantage of that fact.) Things are finally starting to cool off around this slice of NorCal - we’re typing this exact sentence with the outside temperature sitting at a cool 64 degrees in SF - but it’ll still be hotter than usual for the remainder of the week.ģ) I only have two summer outfits and already sweat through bothĤ) Haven’t slept in days & I forget what happiness feels like We’re fully aware that we’ve devolved into a heat wave venting publication this week. San Francisco’s foremost marine layer sees, hears, and understands us.
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